Wednesday, April 1, 2015

This is Only a Test

ALERT. ALERT. ALERT.

This is an emergency broadcast from the Federal Organization of Official Leaders. Important information will follow the Attention Signal. For the next thirty seconds, the Attention Signal will sound.

ALERT. ALERT. ALERT.

Two identical transmissions have been received at the National Aeronautics and Space Administration from the Voyager mission probes. The data from Voyager 1 was received at approximately 12:25 am, followed soon after by the data from Voyager 2 at approximately 12:33 am. Both probes have been sending back data from interstellar space consistently. However, the probes ceased communication less than five hours after the transmissions were received at NASA.

We reproduce the transmission here for your information. Viewer discretion is advised – what you see and hear may shock you.


This concludes the emergency broadcast of the Federal Organization of Official Leaders.

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